lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
all the time
Peepo Choo vol 2
I think that a lot of tumblr would benefit from reading peepo choo idk
This is important.
word
Really? Are there really people who operate under this delusion? I know Japan isn’t the Otaku Neverland, I’m aware that it’s the place I can more likely get my hands on the merchandise that’s harder to come by in the US.
I dunno about now, but among younger nerds during the manga boom it was a common misconception. You can kinda see it today in the younger kids’ fetishization of everything British. Just a lotta kids whose warped perceptions of countries are informed by pop media.
chie gives a thumbs up in the photo, as if to express to the viewer ‘yes this is my girlfriend- my beautiful brilliant somewhat terrifying girlfriend yukiko. mine. me chie. wow’
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT