How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
Clearly y’all don’t know shit about guns though because they do in fact echo
THIS IS LIKE THE 3RD TIME TODAY THIS HAS COME BACK ON MY DASH. EVERY TIME I LIKE PISS MYSELF LAUGHING.
MY GUM FELL OFF MY MOUTH
SNOW, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
What is this
My first thought was ‘Cronus, what the hell?
cronus wth are you doing
And I’m over here thinking ‘what a waste of good cigarettes, bread and glitter glue’
i thought it was grape jelly
i dont understand the aesthetic meme either.
ASL stands for Alien Secret Language, and omegle is full of aliens trying to contact one another. Poor things are lost and confused and keep getting told “m/19/texas. u?”